10. The phone number of the Senior Pastor.
9. an "Easy" button.
8. Ear plugs!
7. stunt chair—will fall apart on cue, dropping to the floor that person who won't quit talking.
6. MRE's (Meals Ready to Eat) to hand out to the group on the weeks someone forgets to bring food.
5. A Tazer gun.
4. Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak.
3. Duct tape, chewing gum and a roll of wire.
2. A loud bell to ring that means "your time's up … let's move to the next guy!"
1. A copy of "MAD'S Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions".