What Are they Doing?

Top 10 things your neighbors think goes on in your small group.

10. A basket, crystal, cooking utensils, or resealable containers "cult."

Rick Lowry, Crossroads Christian, Evansville, IN

9. It's a cult! But they'll be gone soon as the next comet comes by.

Lori, Linglestown Life UMC, Harrisburg, PA

8. People are smiling and happy when they leave, so they must be sharing some form of mind altering substance.

Jeff Austen, Community Fellowship Church

7. A stealth organizational meeting for the Republican party.

Rick Turner, first assembly of god

6. It's really a front for a members-only bingo party.

Lori, Linglestown Life UMC, Harrisburg, PA

5. The only reason strangers keep showing up at the same house is there must be a grow operation. I knew it!

Jeff Austen, Community Fellowship Church

4. Not sure, but I'm pretty sure we've been added to the Neighborhood watch list. The same car drives by slowly every fifteen minutes during the meeting!

Bryan Parris, CenterPointe Church

3. Steer clear - it's a "Network Marketing" party.

Lori, Linglestown Life UMC, Harrisburg, PA

2. Everyone's carrying the same book. Must be the one I saw the other day on Oprah.

Jeff Austen, Community Fellowship Church

1. A fan club meeting to watch re-runs of Desparate Housewives.

Rick Turner, first assembly of god

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