The Small Group Answer Man

Top 10 calls received by the "Small Group Answer Man" hotline!

10. Is there a biblical passage I can use to tell one of my small group members to keep his dog out of my flowerbeds?

Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek, Sugar Land, TX

9. Can you explain a small group coaching and division leader system for our church's program? Our current morning worship attendance is 13."

Rick Lowry, Crossroads Christian

8. "Is Koinonia some kind of transmittable disease and can I get infected with it through contact on door-knobs and toilet seats?"

Dan Katka, Gateway Church

7. "The guy with the picture on the back of my study guide -- Bill Donahue -- can you get me his address? He's hot!"

Rick Lowry, Crossroads Christian

6. My coach is telling me one thing, but the voices in my head are telling me something else … who do I listen to?

Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek, Sugar Land, TX

5. What does your costume look like and do you use your Small Group Answer powers for good or for evil?

Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek, Sugar Land, TX

4. Will I meet my future spouse at my small group?

Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek, Sugar Land, TX

3. I got one member on the South Beach diet, four doing Atkins, and three on Weight Watchers … .other than water and big hunks of lettuce, do you have any "snack ideas" for me?

Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

2. I think my small group has a virus … should I reformat it?

Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek, Sugar Land, TX

1. Would you happen to have Donald Trump's phone number? I've got a couple of apprentices I'd like fired.

Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

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