10. It's really fun to put salt in their coffee when they're praying!
9. Come on over to my house Friday night. My mom and dad's small group will be meeting, so we can get away with anything!
8. "We've really seen some improvement in how they're doing since they've been a part of their small group."
7. I didn't know adults could get so excited about snack time!
6. Mom says they leave the house in worse shape than we do!
5. "My daddy says he's almost ready to give them his Amway presentation."
4. My dad's got more friends than your dad.
3. "I don't mind it, except for the cleaning crusade that goes on right before they meet."
2. They keep playing videos of some guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
1. "I think it's their support group to help them cope with us."