The CIA

Top 10 signs that your new visitor is actually a CIA agent spying on your group.

10. Custom Imprinting on front of his Bible reads: "Bond, James Bond".

Martin Burch, Mill Creek Community Church, Shawnee, KS

9. You have noticed a little lump under his shirt and he wants you to speak into it.

Michele Morgan, Paxtonville UMC

8. He keeps looking out the window at a van parked on the street.

Jeff Austen, Community Fellowship

7. You hear the subtle sound of a tape recorder running in their attached case.

Wendy McLellan, North Park Community Church, London ON

6. You notice he keeps speaking into his pen during Bible Study.

Martin Burch, Mill Creek Community Church, Shawnee, KS

5. While he's in the bathroom you over-hear him say, "Yes, they keep calling themselves a "cell" and have connections to other "cells" in the city!"

Dan Katka, Family Life Church

4. While talking during break, they pick lint off your jacket with a pair of tweezers and put it in a small cellophane bag.

Wendy McLellan, North Park Community Church, London ON

3. Keeps asking if you'd mind mailing a batch of your Rice Krispy treats to her colleague in Langley, VA.

Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

2. He agrees to clean up the food table and then brushes the dishes for fingerprints.

Greg Trout, Faircreek Church

1. Sprints across the room and dives through a plate glass window when your spouse begins praying for the church in Russia.

Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

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