10. We have already have 10 adults and 24 children…you want us to do what?
9. The apprentice leader hasn't finished his M.Div.
8. They're going for Guinness record: "World's Largest Small Group."
7. Thirty people is just the right size for a small group!
6. All I ever wanted is in this group.
5. Why birth when you can just build on a new room?
4. Hard to find an OB/GYN that the entire group can agree on.
3. When we started talking about birthing, all the men passed out.
2. We made a vow to DO LIFE together!
1. Leader says "They all love me and I can't get them to leave."