Sleeping

Top 10 things to say if you get caught sleeping during your small group.

10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

9. I was just being biblical by taking a Sabbath 15-minute power nap.

8. Whew! I guess the fumes from the coffee cake over came me. You probably got here just in time.

7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the church's mission statement.

6. I was testing my Bible for drool resistance.

5. I was practicing the spiritual discipline of silence. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice silence?

4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

3. The coffee pot is broken.

2. Someone must've switched the decaf and the regular.

1. In Jesus' name. Amen.

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