10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. I was just being biblical by taking a Sabbath 15-minute power nap.
8. Whew! I guess the fumes from the coffee cake over came me. You probably got here just in time.
7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the church's mission statement.
6. I was testing my Bible for drool resistance.
5. I was practicing the spiritual discipline of silence. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice silence?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
3. The coffee pot is broken.
2. Someone must've switched the decaf and the regular.
1. In Jesus' name. Amen.