10. The Wife's out of town - and he can't cook!
9. Several members of your group recently appeared on Jerry Spinger.
8. To get out of his own group for once.
7. He just found out the church has a small group ministry. (Pastors are the last to know!)
6. Our small group is watching the NCAA Tournament for a community building excercise.
5. He's curious about your study of "Origami and the Bible."
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3. Heard you were taking an offering.
2. Somehow got a hold of the refreshment list and always happens to show up on pizza night.
1. Was curious when he heard your group had a building fund.