Top 10 worst childcare ideas.

10. "Baby bungee jumping".

9. Hanging them from hooks by the front door.

8. Give the kids cans of spray paint and let 'em go unsupervised in the basement!

7. Play hide and seek in the church basement, but go find them and hour later.

6. Veggie Tales! Veggie Tales! Veggie Tales!

5. We have a dog that is great with kids.

4. The Simpsons Marathon.

3. Tell them if they can stand in the back of the church and pray for an hour, you'll buy them a Pokemon.

2. Leave them with your 8 year old & 12 pack of SURGE!!!

1. Tell the sitter that, "Sure, you can invite your boyfriend's rock band over to practice."

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