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Top 10 signs that your leader could use a little extra training in some areas!

10. Fears losing control of the group so he wears an unconcealed firearm.

  • Wes Fondren, Grace Church

9. Hasn't said a word since the group started.

  • Craig McClun, Christ Community Church

8. Thinks NIV is something used in hospital intensive care units.

  • Kimberly Holt, Good Shepherd Lutheran; Raleigh, NC

7. Keeps asking what his salary will be.

  • Dan Taubensee, South Calgary Community Church

6. Leader insist that the intern wear blue hospital scrubs and a cap with
the words "intern" on it.

  • Luis A. Perez,Bethel Full Gospel Church, Rochester,New York

5. Abruptly ends the meeting at 9:00 to watch Baywatch.

  • Allen White, New Life Christian Center, Turlock, CA

4. Bursts into tears when members call to say they can't make it.

  • Allen White, New Life Christian Center, Turlock, CA

3. Claims empty chair is actually occupied—by six-foot tall invisible
rabbit named Harvey.

  • Kimberly Holt, Good Shepherd Lutheran; Raleigh, North Carolina

2. He replies to every answer with, "That's what you think."

  • Matt Messner, Eastside Foursquare Church, Bothell, WA

1. Asks groups members to rephrase their answers to match those in the
leader's edition.

  • Allen White, New Life Christian Center, Turlock, CA

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