Dog Days

Top 10 things your dog is thinking during small group.

10. "They sure do have a funny way of greeting each other."

  • Allen White, New Life Christian Center, Turlock, CA

9. Time to check coat pockets for snacks.

  • Nick and Elaine Storm, St. Philip's Episcopal Moon Twp, PA

8. How come THEY get to sit on the couch?

  • Glenn Frank, His Place Christian Fellowship, Huntington Beach CA

7. Don't Dogs know their people are out wandering the streets?

  • Glenn Frank, His Place Christian Fellowship, Huntington Beach CA

6. Hey, what's with everyone gathering around in a circle? I think they are
trying to corner me!

  • Robert & Jackie Boriack, Prince of Peace Lutheran, Carrollton, Texas

5. Ha, some community! Everytime this group of people come, I get locked
away for the night.

  • Bruce MacInnis, Lambrick Park Church

4. They pray for the sick EVERY WEEK--couldn't they remember my Uncle Spot's battle with mange JUST ONCE?!

  • Len Woods, Christ Community Church

3. I don't care if it's the "Empty Chair" It's MY spot!

  • Ben Tolly, Gateway Community Church

2. So many legs, so little time!

  • Allen White, New Life Christian Center, Turlock, CA AND Len Woods, Christ Community Church

1. If these people are supposed to be a care group, why am I always locked
in the garage when they get together?

  • Martin Burch, Mill Creek Community Church, Shawnee, KS

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