10. We're looking for quality, not quantity.
9. Why would we want new group input?
8. "Mulitpy?! Since we've started the reach out to the schitzophrenic's at the hospital I feel like we multiply every week!"
7. There won't be "seconds" on Sandra's cherry cheesecake!
6. Does't that leave strech marks?
5. I might have to give up my lazee boy chair for the cold steel fold up kind.
4. We don't need to; we only have about 20 people coming to our group.
3. Visitors, Smisitors
2. My children are to young to explain the "Birthing Process".
1. Birthing is just not my gift.