Sweet 16

Top 10 excuses for canceling your group because your favorite football team is playing.

10. I thought the noise of the T.V. would be too distracting to a meeting.

  • — Mike Hampton, Lighthouse Christian Center - Puyallup, Wa.

9. My cat has gas.

  • — Wayne Loden, Colonial Hills Baptist Church

8. I haven't shampooed my rug since the last meeting.

  • — Glenn Frank, His Place Christian Fellowship, Huntington Beach, CA

7. We may need to start a recovery group for Tarheel fans.

  • — Martin Burch, Mill Creek Community Church, Shawnee, KS

6. My TV has been taking back seat to my over involvement at church, I think it needs fellowship.

  • — Glenn Frank, His Place Christian Fellowship, Huntington Beach, CA

5.My dog ate the facilitation sheet.

  • — Wayne Loden, Colonial Hills Baptist Church

4. I'm cancelling the meeting this week in order to more closely "study"
how other "groups" function

  • — Ken Graham, Liberty Pentecostal, Bowmanville, Ontario, Canada

3. I feel it is more vital to have fellowship with a national audience tonight.

  • — Glenn Frank, His Place Christian Fellowship, Huntington Beach, CA

2. I'm investigating college ministry opportunities.

  • — Martin Burch, Mill Creek Community Church, Shawnee, KS

1.When we get to the sweet sixteen, we'll study all the important 16's in
scripture…John 3:16, 2 Timothy 3:16; Acts 16:31.

  • — Martin Burch, Mill Creek Community Church, Shawnee, KS

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