What Paul Would Say

The top 10 things the apostle Paul would say.

10. "Eat, eat, eat! Haven't you folks ever heard of fasting?" (Len Woods)

9. "That's not at all what I meant!" (Matt Barnhill)

8. "My dear friends, I am writing to you today to tell you that Twizzlers and Yahoo are not acceptable refreshments." (Krisnjesse@aol.com)

7. "Anyone want to see some slides from my last mission trip?" (Len Woods)

6. "Let all things in our group be done decently and in order. If anyone asks a discussion question, let there be only two or at most three responses, and each in turn; and then, let's move on to the next question." (Rollie Mossberg)

5. "One of you says, 'I follow Paul,' another 'I follow Apollos,' another 'I follow Bill Hybels,' still another 'I only read Max Lucado.'" (Mark Frost)

4. "What shall we say then? Shall we continue this video series until all are sleeping? May it never be!" (Len Woods)

3. "Did Apollos start this thing?" (James A. Harris)

2. "For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: without a good babysitting policy, your group will fail." (Mark Frost)

1. "Nobody gets to sit in the window tonight!" (Glenn Frank)

Honorable Mentions:

  • "Welcome, everybody. How about we greet one another with a holy kiss?" (Rollie Mossberg)

  • "Harold, you can stop greeting Heather with a holy kiss now. Harold … Harold!!!" (Rollie Mossberg)

  • "You call this "praise and worship"? In our day we brought the walls down!" (James A. Harris)

  • "You know, I find Peale appalling, but Paul appealing." (Len Woods)

  • "What's the Greek word for Serendipity?" (Len Woods)

  • "No, I'm sorry but I didn't write a leader's guide to go along with the Epistle to the Romans." (Len Woods)

  • "Could someone read tonight's passage out of a different translation? This King James Version is Greek to me!" (Len Woods)

  • "At what point exactly do you stop taking prayer requests and actually pray?" (Len Woods)

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