10. "Turning spiritual losers into winners—since 2002."
9.Â What else is there to do on a Wednesday night?
8. "Here's the Smith Group promise: If you don't find a new best friend in one month—we'll refund your money, no questions asked."
7. Small Groups: Better than the Pastor's Sermon!
6.Â Come single…leave married.
5. "New small group looking for multiple personalities…"
4. Small Groups: They keep going … and going … and going …
3. "Tired of all the small group hype? We'll shoot you straight… We have better than average Bible discussions and fairly decent snacks."
2. Sometimes you feel like a group, sometimes you don't.
1. "Because The Pastor Said So"