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Top 10 signs your group has gone too far to beat the summer heat.

The Small Group Network Community | posted 8/12/2005

Topics:	Fellowship, Fun, Humor, Leadership
Filters:	Coach, Connect, Group Leader, Member, Pastor
Purpose:	Fellowship
References:	Proverbs 17:22 , Ecclesiastes 3:4
Date Added:	August 12, 2005

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10. John and Edna's personal fan gets a little loud during closing prayer.

Jeff Austen, Community Fellowship Church

9. All summer group gatherings have been relocated to the nearest ice rink.

Robert Boriack, Prince of Peace Lutheran Church - Carrollton, Texas

8. Members gather at Wal-Mart, "borrow" Bibles from the book department and folding chairs from home furnishings, then have group in the frozen food aisle.

Len Woods, Christ Community, Ruston, LA

7. Booked an Alaskan Cruise with Tammy Faye.

Jim Conarroe, First Presbyterian Church

6. The warm up 13 weeks in a row has been "fun with Slip & Slide".

Timothy Geisland, Brentwood Church

5. Your group installs cool air misters.

Jenny, First Assembly

4.Your initial 'welcome to small group hug" is lowered to "hey!".

Mark Goins, Zionsville Fellowship

3. Group members spray each other with Super Soaker squirt guns after each correct answer.

Len Woods, Christ Community, Ruston, LA

2. Your group serves sunscreen instead of coffee.