Top-Ten List
Afraid
Top 10 reasons your pastor is afraid to come back to your small group.
The Small Group Network Community | posted 3/12/2005
| Topics: | Fellowship, Fun, Humor, Leadership |
| Filters: | Coach, Connect, Group Leader, Member, Pastor |
| Purpose: | Fellowship |
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| Date Added: | March 12, 2005 |
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10. The current thirteen week study on the doctrine of transubstantiation.
Rick Lowry
9. He's tired of being the guy that has to pray before every group meal.
Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek
8. Making him judge your group's "Wet Choir Robe" contest on his last visit has him kinda spooked.
Len Woods, Christ Community, Ruston, LA
7. When it comes right down to it…he really doesn't like people very much.
Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek
6. One of your group members asked him what the original language said and he had to confess he failed hebrew and greek in seminary.
Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek
5. The last time the pastor visited, group members began every conversation with, "I don't mean to be negative, but…"
Rick Lowry
4. Members keep asking him what the Hebrew word for "guacamole" or "Rotel" is.
Len Woods, Christ Community, Ruston, LA
3. The Elder in your group always answers concerned group members' questions with, "Well, when our new pastor gets here, things will be different."
Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek
2. The last time you met, your group shredded his sermon.
Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek
1. Current group study topic is: "How to Replace Your Pastor without Splitting Your Church."
Len Woods, Christ Community, Ruston, LA
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