Top-Ten List
Your Childcare Provider
Top 10 things you wish you had found out earlier about your small group childcare provider.
The Small Group Network Community | posted 9/12/2004
| Topics: | Childcare, Fellowship, Fun, Humor, Leadership |
| Filters: | Coach, Connect, Group Leader, Member, Pastor |
| Purpose: | Fellowship |
| References: |  |
| Date Added: | September 12, 2004 |
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10. She's a firm believer in predestination … and that all of your kids are not chosen.
Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek
9. At least twenty times every night she says, "Don't tell your parents I said that."
Bryan Parris, CenterPointe Church, Greer, SC.
8. She believes that children are the future … in fact, she believes that children came FROM the future on a magical pony named Bobo to study our civilization.
Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek
7. Happens to have a Tuesday-night "work release" from the Pen.
Michael Mack, Northeast Christian Church
6. The only color she has in her crayon boxes is black.
Michele Morgan
5. Sneaks in Alfred Hitchcock movies instead of Veggie Tales.
Michael Mack, Northeast Christian Church
4. Her idea of "Fun Activities for Kids" consist of poker and cigar night followed by bb gun target practice with the neighbors cat.
Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek
3. When asked why he gave all the kids temporary tattoos he replied, "TEMPORARY tattoos?"
Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek
2. She has 12 children of her own and brings them to every small group meeting.
Michele Morgan
1. The real reason she couldn't make it to last week's meeting was because she was meeting with her parole officer.
Chris Larsen, The Church at Sugar Creek
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