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Newcomers

Top 10 things newcomers in your church think a 'small group' is.

The Small Group Network Community  |  posted 3/12/2004

Topics:Community, Fellowship, Fun, Humor, Leadership
Filters:Coach, Connect, Director, Group Leader
Purpose:Fellowship
References:Proverbs 17:22, Ecclesiastes 3:4
Date Added:March 12, 2004


10. A place where little people sit around and eat mini-cinnabons, small fries, and shrimp.

David Ladd, New Hope Christian Church

9. A class for short people.

Rick Lowry, Crossroads Christian, Evansville IN

8. A marketing home party for buying "miniatures."

David Ladd, New Hope Christian Church

7. After hearing about all the multiplying & birthing that goes on, they think they're small groups of polygamist's.

Dan Katka, Family Life Church, Cabot, AR

6. Me, You, and a dog named Pooh!

David Ladd, New Hope Christian Church

5. The place where the snakes are brought out.

David Ladd, New Hope Christian Church

4. The 'outcasts' of the church.

MaryAnn Maiava, Metro Church, Saddle Brook, NJ

3. Terrorist Network (Cell).

Tom Cotter, Clovis Christian Church - Clovis, CA

2. The group assigned to dig into your past and decide whether or not you can stay.

MaryAnn Maiava, Metro Church, Saddle Brook, NJ

1. No one over 5' admitted.

David Ladd, New Hope Christian Church



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