Top-Ten List
Takeover
Top 10 reasons you think your apprentice is planning a hostile takeover of the group.
The Small Group Network Community | posted 4/12/2002
| Topics: | Apprentice, Fellowship, Fun, Humor, Leadership |
| Filters: | Coach, Connect, Director, Group Leader |
| Purpose: | Fellowship |
| References: |  |
| Date Added: | April 12, 2002 |
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10. When her 'outreach' suggestion involves sending the leader to Belize.
Wendy McLellan, North Park Community Church, London, Ontario
9. He keeps mumbling "crucify him … crucify him" whenever you enter the room.
John Congleton, Derwood Bible Church
8. For the last 7 weeks he's been marching around you playing a trumpet.
John Congleton, Derwood Bible Church
7. Whenever you say anything in group, your apprentice says, "Well, that's really unique, isn't it group?"
Jeff Austen, Community Fellowship Church - Ontario Canada
6. "Diploma.com" just provided him with his ordination papers.
Matt Soeter, The Bridge, in Ontario, California
5. She's told everyone you have a contageous disease and you're in long-term isolation.
Randall Neighbour, Montrose Community Church, Houston
4. Responds to everything you say with, "Well, that's ONE way of looking at it …"
Michael Mack, Northeast Christian, Louisville
3. During lulls in the meeting, he is seen scribbling an acceptance speech.
Jamie Morgan, Fairton Christian Center
2. Demands a recount whenever anyone in the group raises their hand.
Martin Burch, Mill Creek Community Church, Shawnee, KS
1. When her ice-breaker encourages the group to 'tie & gag the leader' for fun.
Wendy McLellan, North Park Community Church, London, Ontario
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