Top-Ten List
Childcare, Part 2
Top 10 signs that your childcare isn't working.
The Small Group Network Community | posted 5/12/2002
| Topics: | Apprentice, Fellowship, Fun, Humor, Leadership |
| Filters: | Coach, Connect, Director, Group Leader |
| Purpose: | Fellowship |
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| Date Added: | May 12, 2002 |
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10. People are volunteering to help with the childcare—because there are fewer children THERE than in the group area.
Carl Douthit, Foothills Christian Church
9. The kids do not know the books of the Bible, but they can quote every word of the Lion King.
Steve McLeod, Cordova Community Church
8. During prayer, the person saying the prayer uses the words "stop fighting, mommy will be there in a MINUTE" every other sentence.
Laura Wagner, Northeast Christian Church, Louisville, KY
7. A pizza guy, plumber and pest control guy all show up at your front door saying they were called by your 14 year old daughter.
Jeff Austen, Community Fellowship - Ontario, Canada
6. Parents come to your group with first aid kits "just in case".
Glenn Frank, His Place Christian Fellowship, Huntington Beach, CA
5. The video being shown downstairs for the kids is "Lord of the Flies".
Martin Burch, Mill Creek Community Church, Shawnee, KS
4. The last 3 meetings have been cut short so you can take the babysitter to the hospital.
Bryan Begley, Franklin Christian Church, Franklin,TN
3. Fifteen minutes after everyone arrives, the children have every adult tied with rope in a circle around a fire, chanting something in Cherokee.
Jennifer Monical, Brazos Pointe Fellowship
2. When the police have surrounded the sitters house because the kids are holding her for a ransom.
John Thomson, First Church of Christ
1. For convenience' sake, members suggest just going ahead and moving your meeting site to the ER waiting room.
Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA
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