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Insanity

Top 10 signs your leader has gone crazy.

The Small Group Network Community  |  posted 8/12/2001

Topics:Fellowship, Fun, Host, Humor, Leadership, Meeting
Filters:Coach, Connect, Director, Group Leader
Purpose:Fellowship
References:Proverbs 17:22, Ecclesiastes 3:4
Date Added:August 12, 2001


10. When the family pets are sitting in chairs as part of the small group.

Cathy Christensen, New Venture Christian Fellowship

9. He announces the following icebreaker in a couples group: Everyone guesses everyone else's weight, and the winner will be announced after everyone is weighed.

Carl Douthit, Foothills Christian Church

8. Wants to begin every meeting with the Barney theme song.

Michael Mack, Foothills Christian Church, Boise, Idaho

7. Lets us do imitations of our favorite bible person , and he decides to eat locust like John the Baptist.

Tricia King, Wesleyan Holiness

6. When he has the group do ink blot tests for the icebreaker.

Dan Katka, Gateway Church, San Antonio

5. Feverishly trying to get members to stockpile food and water for the impending Y3K crisis.

Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

4. Refuses to acknowledge group attendees—speaks ONLY to the empty chair.

Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA

3. Insists members respond "Yes, Your Cell Leadership" to anything he says.

Dan Katka, Gateway Church, San Antonio

2. Has made a post rapture tape for the rest of the group "for after he is gone."

Michael Mack, Foothills Christian Church, Boise, Idaho

1. Legally changes name to Jabez and will only let group pray prayers HE makes up.

Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA



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