Top-Ten List
Coffee
Top 10 signs that your group drinks WAY too much coffee.
The Small Group Network Community | posted 6/12/2001
| Topics: | Fellowship, Fun, Humor, Leadership |
| Filters: | Coach, Connect, Director, Group Leader |
| Purpose: | Fellowship |
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| Date Added: | June 12, 2001 |
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10. When you have to borrow the churches coffee pot.
Dean Deguara, Harvest House Church
9. Nobody is able to close their eyes during the prayer.
Erin Bird, Pinecrest Community Church
8. Our jitters are measured on the Ricther scale.
Jim Walker, First UMC, Wyandotte,Mi
7. Nobody has blinked since the ice breaker.
Pete Wilson, Bellevue Community Church
6. Our motto is "never like Eutychus!"
Jim Walker, First UMC, Wyandotte,Mi
5. Everyone is crabby during the ice-breaker if the coffee is still dripping.
Wendy McLellan, North Park Community Church, London, Ontario
4. People bring thier big mugs and forget their bibles.
Wendy McLellan, North Park Community Church, London, Ontario
3. A discussion of spiritual gifts dies after several minutes; a suggestion that the group start serving de-caf sparks a raging 45 minute debate.
Len Woods, Christ Community Church, Ruston, LA
2. Procedures for group bathroom breaks are part of your small group leader training material.
Dan Lentz, Harvest Community Christian Church
1. Your group takes a week off and Starbuck's has to go out of business.
Scott Perkins, The Church at South Lake
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