Top-Ten List
Star Wars
Top 10 signs that your group is more interested in Star Wars than Bible study.
The Small Group Network Community | posted 7/12/1999
| Topics: | Community, Fellowship, Fun, Humor, Leadership |
| Filters: | Coach, Connect, Director, Group Leader |
| Purpose: | Fellowship |
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| Date Added: | July 12, 1999 |
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10. The children want to demonstrate how a shepherd's rod can be used as a light saber.
Dreama Pritt, Worldwide Church of God, Charleston, WV
9. You have someone ask where Yoda is found in the Bible.
Glenn Frank, His Place Christian Fellowship, Huntington Beach, CA
8. Yoda is quoted more than Paul. For example, "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering … "
Dreama Pritt, Worldwide Church of God, Charleston, WV
7. The host greets you with "Welcome to Naboo. May the force be with you."
Mike Mack, Foothills Christian Church
6. When asked what Genesis 1:1 says a member replies, "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away God created the heavens and the earth … "
Larry Dunlap (revlad@aol.com), Emmanuel Church of the Nazarene
5. Your ice breaker consists of reading the top ten list, "You might be a red-neck jedi if … "
Gene & Michelle Irvin, South Perimeter Church, Birmingham, AL
4. People pray that Anakin Skywalker does not grow up to be Darth Vader
Danny Paul, Harvest Cell Community
3. Members make light sabre sounds as they open their Bibles.
Martin Burch, Mill Creek Community Church, Shawnee, KS
2. When someone shares a deep concern, a group member says in a Darth Vader-like voice, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Steven Ibbotson, Prairie Tabernacle Congregation
1. In unison, the members of the group say, "Use the Force, Luke" when someone gets a Bible study question wrong.
Glenn Frank, His Place Christian Fellowship, Huntington Beach, CA
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