Top-Ten List
More Training, Please
Top 10 signs that your leader could use a little extra training in some areas!
The Small Group Network Community | posted 2/12/1999
| Topics: | Community, Developing, Fellowship, Humor, Training |
| Filters: | Connect, Director, Group Leader, Pastor |
| Purpose: | Fellowship |
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| Date Added: | February 12, 1999 |
10. Fears losing control of the group so he wears an unconcealed firearm.
- Wes Fondren, Grace Church
9. Hasn't said a word since the group started.
- Craig McClun, Christ Community Church
8. Thinks NIV is something used in hospital intensive care units.
- Kimberly Holt, Good Shepherd Lutheran; Raleigh, NC
7. Keeps asking what his salary will be.
- Dan Taubensee, South Calgary Community Church
6. Leader insist that the intern wear blue hospital scrubs and a cap with
the words "intern" on it.
- Luis A. Perez,Bethel Full Gospel Church, Rochester,New York
5. Abruptly ends the meeting at 9:00 to watch Baywatch.
- Allen White, New Life Christian Center, Turlock, CA
4. Bursts into tears when members call to say they can't make it.
- Allen White, New Life Christian Center, Turlock, CA
3. Claims empty chair is actually occupied—by six-foot tall invisible
rabbit named Harvey.
- Kimberly Holt, Good Shepherd Lutheran; Raleigh, North Carolina
2. He replies to every answer with, "That's what you think."
- Matt Messner, Eastside Foursquare Church, Bothell, WA
1. Asks groups members to rephrase their answers to match those in the
leader's edition.
- Allen White, New Life Christian Center, Turlock, CA


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