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Top 10 lame reasons for not multiplying (birthing) the group.

The Small Group Network Community  |  posted 9/12/1999

Topics:Birthing groups, Community, Fellowship, Fun, Humor, Launching, Leadership
Filters:Coach, Connect, Director, Group Leader
Purpose:Fellowship
References:Genesis 1:1, Proverbs 17:22, Ecclesiastes 3:1-4
Date Added:September 12, 1999


10. We're looking for quality, not quantity.

Bruce MacInnis, Lambrick Park Church

9. Why would we want new group input?

Tim Land, Faith Bible Chape

8. "Mulitpy?! Since we've started the reach out to the schitzophrenic's at the hospital I feel like we multiply every week!"

Daniel Katka, Gateway Baptist

7. There won't be "seconds" on Sandra's cherry cheesecake!

Tim Land, Faith Bible Chapel

6. Does't that leave strech marks?

Tim Land, Faith Bible Chapel

5. I might have to give up my lazee boy chair for the cold steel fold up kind.

Tim Land, Faith Bible Chapel

4. We don't need to; we only have about 20 people coming to our group.

Bruce MacInnis, Lambrick Park Church

3. Visitors, Smisitors

Ted Smith, Heritage Church, Rowlett, Texas

2. My children are to young to explain the "Birthing Process".

Tim Land, Faith Bible Chapel

1. Birthing is just not my gift.

Bruce MacInnis, Lambrick Park Church



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